Bone Home

This is what ET (Extra Testicle) does when his woman is away, and what I did on a 6 month job away from my woman. This is the concise version of another coinage of mine, "phone-a-bone." As in, "Hey, it's 6 o'clock, I've got to go to my room and phone-a-bone!"

I'm horny but my woman's back home. I guess I'll have pick up the phone and bone home.

by Urban Dan May 5, 2009

ET Bone Home

Doing a really ugly chick. Like really ugly. Like, she's wrinkly and short.

Dude, that chick you brought home last night, I was all like "ET bone home."

by Gruntmaster10k June 30, 2011

homework bone

When you're or your spouse is tired from homework that you have sex to relieve stress.

Boyfriend: Omg I have 500 more words to this essay
Girlfriend: Wanna homework bone

by Repiliptic June 26, 2016

Homeward Bone

To return to one's hometown from college (or any other event that would keep one away from home for an extended period of time), and have sex with someone from said hometown.

Remember Bernice, that really hot girl from high school? I totally got a homeward bone during Christmas break with her!

by Sun-Bro Solaire December 29, 2013

Bonehome

Physical body

My bonehome is sore after that hiking trip.

by Doubledtee November 5, 2021