Bone Home

This is what ET (Extra Testicle) does when his woman is away, and what I did on a 6 month job away from my woman. This is the concise version of another coinage of mine, "phone-a-bone." As in, "Hey, it's 6 o'clock, I've got to go to my room and phone-a-bone!"

I'm horny but my woman's back home. I guess I'll have pick up the phone and bone home.

Bone Home by Urban Dan May 5, 2009

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ET Bone Home

Doing a really ugly chick. Like really ugly. Like, she's wrinkly and short.

Dude, that chick you brought home last night, I was all like "ET bone home."

ET Bone Home by Gruntmaster10k June 30, 2011

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homework bone

When you're or your spouse is tired from homework that you have sex to relieve stress.

Boyfriend: Omg I have 500 more words to this essay
Girlfriend: Wanna homework bone

homework bone by Repiliptic June 26, 2016

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Homeward Bone

To return to one's hometown from college (or any other event that would keep one away from home for an extended period of time), and have sex with someone from said hometown.

Remember Bernice, that really hot girl from high school? I totally got a homeward bone during Christmas break with her!

Homeward Bone by Sun-Bro Solaire December 29, 2013

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Bonehome

Physical body

My bonehome is sore after that hiking trip.

Bonehome by Doubledtee November 5, 2021

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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