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Bondoking 

When you are an intelligent student or person who gives only the minimum amount of effort necessary to achieve successful, acceptable standards in a given task or class. Also can be referred to as a lazy-smart student/person. Most commonly used in an academic setting.
Why do you try so hard in this class, bro? I'm just Bondoking right now this stuff is so easy.
Bondoking by Mike Cauxsugger November 22, 2019
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bonding moment 

what you share with your bro if you totally aren’t gay 😔👊 pour one out cuz lance doesn’t remember
“we had a bonding moment!! i cradled you in my arms!”
bonding moment by andlance September 8, 2018

Bro bonding 

Time spent or mutual bonding time between two male best friends or very close best friends hence "bro". Can include sports, drinking, vacationing, and sexual activities, such as watching porn together, bro jobs, jerking off, and going after an attractive female together
Henry: Yo bro we gotta make some bro time again, I need it.

Greg: alright man, lets go to your place and get something to eat and watch some porn, and have some of that needed bro bonding time
Bro bonding by Henry's Z October 24, 2016

bonding moment 

Keith cradled lance in his arms
but lance doesnt remember so did it really happen?
"We had a bonding moment! I cradled you in my arms!"

"Nope didn't happen"
bonding moment by ultranips July 11, 2017

booking it 

To perform an action at an increased rate of speed.
Example; "Jane knew she was going to be late for class, she knew her only chance to make it was to start booking it!"
booking it by DUECZ May 5, 2018

oinking and bonking 

Having sex.
Wonda Wonderpig was oinking and bonking the boys in the van.
oinking and bonking by I, Wreckerrr November 16, 2016

bonding moment 

Nope! Don't remember! Didn't Happen!

(but in reality it did happen)
"We had a bonding moment! I cradled you in my arms!"
bonding moment by elmergoo July 10, 2018
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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