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bollock yoghurt 

Seminal fluid, semen.
"I'm feeling hungry" said June.
"Have some bollock yoghurt then" said Alec, whipping out his weenus in a flash.
bollock yoghurt by Dunky Oggins December 12, 2003

bollock yoghurt 

a thick whitish liquid sent out through the penis during sexual activity containing sperm which is produced by the sex organs of men
i shot bollock yoghurt all over her face & tits

bollock yoghurt 

...then i fired my bollock yoghurt in her face..

bollock yoghurt 

denny: " I heard Ashlynn enjoyed sucking you off last night fam!"
gossamer" " yes fam! i sprayed my bollock yoghurt all over her face!"

bollock yogurt 

fluid from one's balls
why's there bollock yogurt on the floor?
bollock yogurt by sac March 20, 2004
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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