Bollock Yoghurt 

Romantic term for love gravy shot from the purple veined spunk pump.

He shot his filthy bollock yoghurt all over her face.

Bollock Yoghurt by Rees October 20, 2004

bollock yoghurt 

Seminal fluid, semen.

"I'm feeling hungry" said June.
"Have some bollock yoghurt then" said Alec, whipping out his weenus in a flash.

bollock yoghurt by Dunky Oggins December 12, 2003

bollock yoghurt 

a thick whitish liquid sent out through the penis during sexual activity containing sperm which is produced by the sex organs of men

i shot bollock yoghurt all over her face & tits

bollock yoghurt by birth music death August 21, 2006

bollock yoghurt 

siemen, come, sex wee

...then i fired my bollock yoghurt in her face..

bollock yoghurt by asbo the guru May 18, 2018

bollock yoghurt 

sperm from a males testicles

denny: " I heard Ashlynn enjoyed sucking you off last night fam!"
gossamer" " yes fam! i sprayed my bollock yoghurt all over her face!"

bollock yoghurt by Gollywobble May 28, 2025

bollock yogurt 

fluid from one's balls

why's there bollock yogurt on the floor?

bollock yogurt by sac March 20, 2004

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019