6 definition by Rees

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Romantic term for love gravy shot from the purple veined spunk pump.
He shot his filthy bollock yoghurt all over her face.
by Rees October 20, 2004

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Rich brown porridge issuing forth from the slimy sludge gates.
Jesus, that curry gave me bad bum gravy.
by Rees August 19, 2005

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To be smattered in devil's porridge.
She had a face like a plasterers radio.
by Rees October 20, 2004

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Consumer of arse nuggets, eater of cakes cooked in the mud oven.
You see that Michael Barrymore? He's a scat muncher he is.
by Rees October 20, 2004

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A choccy jockey, man who enjoys riding the choccy wizzway.
That Marc Almond is a right cocoa shunter.
by Rees October 20, 2004

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Two hard nips, see Bruce Lee and Jackie Chan.
Look at the Bruce and Jackies on that!
by Rees October 20, 2004

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