Definitions by Rees

Bum Gravy 

Rich brown porridge issuing forth from the slimy sludge gates.

Jesus, that curry gave me bad bum gravy.

Bum Gravy by Rees September 15, 2005

Plasterer's Radio 

To be smattered in devil's porridge.

She had a face like a plasterers radio.

Plasterer's Radio by Rees October 20, 2004

Scat Muncher

Consumer of arse nuggets, eater of cakes cooked in the mud oven.

You see that Michael Barrymore? He's a scat muncher he is.

Scat Muncher by Rees October 20, 2004

Bollock Yoghurt 

Romantic term for love gravy shot from the purple veined spunk pump.

He shot his filthy bollock yoghurt all over her face.

Bollock Yoghurt by Rees October 20, 2004

cocoa shunter

A choccy jockey, man who enjoys riding the choccy wizzway.

That Marc Almond is a right cocoa shunter.

cocoa shunter by Rees October 20, 2004

Bruce and Jackies 

Two hard nips, see Bruce Lee and Jackie Chan.

Look at the Bruce and Jackies on that!

Bruce and Jackies by Rees October 20, 2004