Gollywobble's definitions

Jelly wobblers

A pair of women’s breasts

Tarquin: by golly Ksenia is popping out of her bikini

Aubrey: she does indeed have a fantastic set of jelly wobblers!

by Gollywobble July 18, 2021

sausage belly

someone who has a bit of belly or gut

Gossamer "did you see Helen last night?"
Solly " yeah she's put on a bit of weight.... she's got a bit of sausage belly now!"

by Gollywobble January 3, 2025

snakes tits

something extremely rare or impossible

stazzi "wouldn't mind asking lucy out on a date"
momo " sheesh...you have got more chance of finding a pair of snakes tits than lucy going on a date with you fam!"

by Gollywobble January 3, 2025

gnats cock

a building measurement

" ooof .....thats shelf is just a gnats cock out to fit in that space"

by Gollywobble January 8, 2025

Snorkel fanny

A vagina that resembles and also clamps and seals like a snorkel mouthpiece

ROB GURMAN "By golly, fam... I hear Thelma’s got a bit of a snorkel fanny?!"
DENNY REECE : "She has indeed, my boy. I can attest to that. Thing’s got more suction than a Dyson on steroids"

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by Gollywobble July 13, 2025

paki

someone who eats curry . or muslim

look at that paki Ali! stinks of curry!

by Gollywobble May 1, 2025

funnel cake

a cake white inbred hick southerners eat whilst inbreeding with their trailer trash cousins

look at Daryl! feeding funnel cake to his cousin Charlene so he can bang her later! ewww!

by Gollywobble May 1, 2025