Gollywobble's definitions

snakes tits

something extremely rare or impossible

stazzi "wouldn't mind asking lucy out on a date"
momo " sheesh...you have got more chance of finding a pair of snakes tits than lucy going on a date with you fam!"

by Gollywobble January 3, 2025

funnel cake

a cake white inbred hick southerners eat whilst inbreeding with their trailer trash cousins

look at Daryl! feeding funnel cake to his cousin Charlene so he can bang her later! ewww!

by Gollywobble May 1, 2025

gusset gravy

residue of vaginal juices on the underside of a ladies panties normally referred to as the gusset

bendo: " ewwwww! Donna has left her dirty panties on the bathroom floor!"
dicker: " nasty yes! and she's left them gusset side up! look at all the gusset gravy on them!"

by Gollywobble May 28, 2025

Snorkel fanny

A vagina that resembles and also clamps and seals like a snorkel mouthpiece

ROB GURMAN "By golly, fam... I hear Thelma’s got a bit of a snorkel fanny?!"
DENNY REECE : "She has indeed, my boy. I can attest to that. Thing’s got more suction than a Dyson on steroids"

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by Gollywobble July 13, 2025

gnats cock

a building measurement

" ooof .....thats shelf is just a gnats cock out to fit in that space"

by Gollywobble January 8, 2025

Jelly wobblers

A pair of women’s breasts

Tarquin: by golly Ksenia is popping out of her bikini

Aubrey: she does indeed have a fantastic set of jelly wobblers!

by Gollywobble July 18, 2021

baby arm log

a massive poop of baby arm sized proportions

jezza "wouldn't go in there for a minute the toilet won't flush. its evil"
potato muncha " nice one!!. you've just blocked the toilet up with a nasyt baby arm log!"

by Gollywobble May 28, 2025