Definitions by Gollywobble

Snorkel fanny 

A vagina that resembles and also clamps and seals like a snorkel mouthpiece

ROB GURMAN "By golly, fam... I hear Thelma’s got a bit of a snorkel fanny?!"
DENNY REECE : "She has indeed, my boy. I can attest to that. Thing’s got more suction than a Dyson on steroids"

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Snorkel fanny by Gollywobble July 13, 2025

kingpin tits 

breasts with protruding nipples

dappa " geeez look at ethels nipples!"
hocknose " wowzers! they are protruding through her t-shirt big time!!! defo kingpin tits right there!"

kingpin tits by Gollywobble May 28, 2025

baby arm log 

a massive poop of baby arm sized proportions

jezza "wouldn't go in there for a minute the toilet won't flush. its evil"
potato muncha " nice one!!. you've just blocked the toilet up with a nasyt baby arm log!"

baby arm log by Gollywobble May 28, 2025

gusset gravy 

residue of vaginal juices on the underside of a ladies panties normally referred to as the gusset

bendo: " ewwwww! Donna has left her dirty panties on the bathroom floor!"
dicker: " nasty yes! and she's left them gusset side up! look at all the gusset gravy on them!"

gusset gravy by Gollywobble May 28, 2025

bollock yoghurt 

sperm from a males testicles

denny: " I heard Ashlynn enjoyed sucking you off last night fam!"
gossamer" " yes fam! i sprayed my bollock yoghurt all over her face!"

bollock yoghurt by Gollywobble May 28, 2025

funnel cake 

a cake white inbred hick southerners eat whilst inbreeding with their trailer trash cousins

look at Daryl! feeding funnel cake to his cousin Charlene so he can bang her later! ewww!

funnel cake by Gollywobble May 1, 2025

paki 

someone who eats curry . or muslim

look at that paki Ali! stinks of curry!

paki by Gollywobble May 1, 2025