gnats cock

a building measurement

" ooof .....thats shelf is just a gnats cock out to fit in that space"

by Gollywobble January 08, 2025

baby arm log

a massive poop of baby arm sized proportions

jezza "wouldn't go in there for a minute the toilet won't flush. its evil"
potato muncha " nice one!!. you've just blocked the toilet up with a nasyt baby arm log!"

by Gollywobble May 28, 2025

gusset gravy

residue of vaginal juices on the underside of a ladies panties normally referred to as the gusset

bendo: " ewwwww! Donna has left her dirty panties on the bathroom floor!"
dicker: " nasty yes! and she's left them gusset side up! look at all the gusset gravy on them!"

by Gollywobble May 28, 2025

snakes tits

something extremely rare or impossible

stazzi "wouldn't mind asking lucy out on a date"
momo " sheesh...you have got more chance of finding a pair of snakes tits than lucy going on a date with you fam!"

by Gollywobble January 03, 2025

sausage belly

someone who has a bit of belly or gut

Gossamer "did you see Helen last night?"
Solly " yeah she's put on a bit of weight.... she's got a bit of sausage belly now!"

by Gollywobble January 03, 2025

bollock yoghurt

sperm from a males testicles

denny: " I heard Ashlynn enjoyed sucking you off last night fam!"
gossamer" " yes fam! i sprayed my bollock yoghurt all over her face!"

by Gollywobble May 28, 2025

funnel cake

a cake white inbred hick southerners eat whilst inbreeding with their trailer trash cousins

look at Daryl! feeding funnel cake to his cousin Charlene so he can bang her later! ewww!

by Gollywobble May 01, 2025