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Bobbgoblin 

A person who is very experienced at giving oral sex and as they bob their head as they suck they enjoy it so much they almost seem like a monster that gobbles it up.
That girl can sure give good head. She went at it like she was going to devour me. Now that's what I call a bobbgoblin.
Bobbgoblin by Citychick213 December 15, 2016
Words you can keep
When a girl gives you a BJ while watching Wallykazam on Nick Jr.
I was watching Wallykazam and my wife started bobgoblin me!
Bobgoblin by Bob Goblin 6969 May 10, 2018
The best fucking creature to exist on a television show.

Bobgoblin is a goblin creature that always gets in the way of Wally, the protagonist of the show Wallykazam on Nick Jr.
Joseph - Bobgoblin is my god.
Michael - That character from that one show?
Joseph - Yes
Michael - Thats why you still live with your parents at 30 you fat slob
Bobgoblin by lecodiedecodie February 22, 2022
Someone who, when they go out to dinner and/or bowling with old friends, is required to pay all of the costs for every person involved.
Hey, Chelsea, you're the bobgoblin!!!
Bobgoblin by Homeschool Bowling February 23, 2008
Someone who, when they go out to dinner and bowling with old friends, is required to pay all of the costs for every person involved.
Hey, Chelsea, you're the bobgoblin!!!
bobgoblin by BADASS MUTHAFUCKA February 22, 2008

Bobblegoblin 

A female, often a "thot" and almost always "Ratchet AF", who seeks sociocultural acceptance by flaunting their expertise in fellatio, which is used in territorial battles for dominance and establishes status and role in their community.
"Sandra from round the corner is a feisty bobblegoblin, always staying out late gobbling and bobbling on the genitalia of the local male population to earn their attention and monetary affection."
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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