Boatwife 

A very large wife. So big, it is roughly the size of a boat.

Man, my Suzie is a real boatwife, she floats too!

Boatwife by Boathusband August 20, 2024

beatwifer 

A guy who beats his wife.

Many English football players are active beatwifers, especialy the ones from teams based in the London-area (Arsenal, Tottenham Hotspurs, Chelsea).

beatwifer by The Tangoman October 26, 2004