Boat Shoez 

1. Shoes that act as boats that may be used to travel relatively cheaply across oceans. No international taxes will apply if visiting Australia. Re-entry to the U.S. may require payment of a small fee (This is commonly known as extortion).

2. Party time!

You - "I wish I could afford to travel to Australia"
Me - "Boat shoez?"

Boat Shoez by Unpoison October 20, 2008

boat shoe 

Boat shoes, A.K.A. topsiders or deck shoes, are comfortable, casual shoes usually made of leather or canvas. Their soles are usually rubber, and grip well, due to their origins as a useful shoe for boating. They are worn without socks, displaying the wearer's ankle and upper foot. They can be slipped on and off easily, and are highly popular, especially in bursts every few years. Many people find them to be very attractive, sometimes because they offer a foot-tease to those who find feet alluring.

Brandon looks so hot when he wears his boat shoes! They're well broken-in, and he can slip them off so easily when he kicks back.

boat shoe by srury August 20, 2012

boat shoe 

A type of leather shoe that native Californians use to identify out-of-towners. Almost always the out-of-towners are from the East Coast.

Bro, look at that tool wearing short shorts and boat shoes. Doesn't that East Coast douche own a pair of flip-flops?

boat shoe by calibro6969 November 30, 2013

Boatshoes Peterson 

Something to call someone when they're being super gay.

Joey: Yo Chad, that guy is a real Boatshoes Peterson!
Chad: Yeah, look at him go!

Boatshoes Peterson by Kenny the Tiger July 10, 2018

BoatShoes 

The way people with thick Italian accents say "both of you" or "both of yous."

"boatshoes need to hurry up."

BoatShoes by viciousOT May 15, 2010

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019