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That one fat kid on your baseball team that thinks he’s good at everything but in reality he can’t hit shit.
That bnshaw couldn’t hit the moon with a bat

Kind of a legendary prospect also because he’s something ridiculous

Man is trash tho frfr
“Strike three, he’s out” “what a bnshaw” said the manager

“Wow a rocket to left field, oh no he’s thrown out at first, he is such a bnshaw”
Bnshaw by balec2 December 23, 2021
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Charlie Bonshaw 

Expression used when something disappears or gets moved mysteriously.
Edward: "Who moved the scissors?"
Lavinia: "Charlie Bonshaw"
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bashawn davis 

A scrawny Black male, bi-sexual if not totally homosexual. Loves to take without asking especially men (see Homosexual Rape) insecure and comical.
That dude, bashawned me while I was changing into my hockey gear said Marcus.
bashawn davis by F-$ April 19, 2005

bashawmblador 

A mythical creature who has traveled back in time from the eschaton to foretell of the coming apocalypse. It is an ethereal beast, so it must inhabit the soul of another already living being in order to have a physical presence. It communicates with its host through a series of subliminal guidelines and suggestions which lead the host to thought constructs and conclusions which they think their own.
Some say that William S Burroughs was inhabited by a bashawmblador.
bashawmblador by quetzalcoatlus February 3, 2012

bashawin 

“This meal is bashawin” - Tristian
bashawin by Ly and shy July 19, 2023
sweet and nice. Caring and funny. will stick with people and always
i wish i was a bashaw
bashaw by swteven October 24, 2017
Beshaw, usually is after the name jack, this person is a fucking ginger big headed cock, never apologises or has any mannors. This boy tries to steal peoples best friends but then fail and lose others in the process...
"I want more food asap" because im a beshaw
Beshaw by joey twankiliar January 17, 2012
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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