Blymph

Common insult that an English teacher in highschool may refer to a student as.

You didnt do your homework again? Oh you really are a blymph

by daft12345 April 6, 2009

Blimph

A tiny bit of weed/hash left to smoke. The end of a spliff with, literally, one drag left on it.

Is there a blimph left on that?
Is that blimph enough for a one-skinner?

by moorie74 June 28, 2018

blamph

Totally amazing. Blamph's usually have extremely distinguishable voices, and will kick your ass if you call them a loud, short, noisy fart (collectively farts).

Omg, it's Blamphhh!

"I love kricken."

by Notkricken... September 12, 2012

Blympic Games

Olympic Games for fat people

The Blympic Games Motto is "Fatter, Heavier, Wider".

by yorrick hunt November 4, 2008

Blympic Games

A game for fat kids to participate in. The games favorite participant is a kid named salvatore who likes to wear bright orange shirts and looks like a balloon/sun ready to explode.

This year's winner of the blympic games is salvatore vitale. Wins fat man of the year award for eating so much he can't walk and for women being ashamed to be seen with him due to his fatness and ugliness.

by rex43 March 1, 2009

Blemph

Sam's Word of wonder, not really used to describe anything but use it to spice up your secret language and you'll have all your friends thinking you are insane in minutes.

Sam - BLEMPH!

*Everyone else runs away*

by Sirgrego April 7, 2005

Blomphed

Describes the appearance and state of a person or an animal totally worn out physically and/or mentally. They have a collapsed flattened look about them and are usually sprawled in a heap.

When she got back from the club she just sat there looking totally blomphed.

by Serota April 17, 2014