Blumpkin King
Blumpkin King by Brandon June 24, 2004
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King Blumpkin
The master of Blumpkins
Receives the most Blumpkins
Has the best Blumpkin stories
Can use Blumpkin as a noun, verb, adjective
Receives the most Blumpkins
Has the best Blumpkin stories
Can use Blumpkin as a noun, verb, adjective
Christian is the king of blumpkintown
Rob is a Blumpkin protegee
Dom gives Blumpkins while fondeling himself
Everyone wants to be King Blumpkin
Rob is a Blumpkin protegee
Dom gives Blumpkins while fondeling himself
Everyone wants to be King Blumpkin
King Blumpkin by millhouse 22 December 2, 2010
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king crab blumpkin
the king crab blumpkin is prefaced by eating an excessive amount of spicy japanese food so as to make your blumpkin shit as liquid and rancid as possible.
the kind crab blumpkin begins by picking the crabs out of your pubes while receiving blumpkin and strategically placing said crabs (pubic lice for you retards) throughout the hair of the female slobbing your knob. just as you're about to shoot your load, wait until the aforementioned whore is in a downward bob, slide sideways off the toilet and forcefully slam her face into the asian frying oil you've been brewing in the toilet. ejaculate on the shocked, fried dumpling whore.
the kind crab blumpkin begins by picking the crabs out of your pubes while receiving blumpkin and strategically placing said crabs (pubic lice for you retards) throughout the hair of the female slobbing your knob. just as you're about to shoot your load, wait until the aforementioned whore is in a downward bob, slide sideways off the toilet and forcefully slam her face into the asian frying oil you've been brewing in the toilet. ejaculate on the shocked, fried dumpling whore.
joe: hey man, how was your date with cheryl?
mike: pretty good. she wanted to spend a quiet night alone so we watched 50 first dates and i took her out to a real nice sushi place. thought i'd add a little spice to the night so i king crab blumpkin'd her.
king crab blumpkin by me@tspin February 26, 2009
Bumpkin King Of NT
Bumpkin King Of NT by army dude johnno March 30, 2009
King of the Blumpkins
1. Rapper Asher Roth
2. A person who gives the most blumpkins
3. The guy or girl in your group of friends who has performed the most blow jobs on someone who is taking a dump.
2. A person who gives the most blumpkins
3. The guy or girl in your group of friends who has performed the most blow jobs on someone who is taking a dump.
Rapper Asher Roth is the self-proclaimed King of the Blumpkins as of now!
"Ash Roth be the King of the Blumpkins" - Lark On My Go Cart - Track 1 off Asleep In The Bread Aisle.
"Ash Roth be the King of the Blumpkins" - Lark On My Go Cart - Track 1 off Asleep In The Bread Aisle.
King of the Blumpkins by HaHaYoB June 6, 2009
king of the blumpkins
king of the blumpkins by yeye09e09 June 19, 2009
Blumpkining
The act of doing a blumpkin (see blumpkin: “ the act of performing fellatio whilst the recipient is defecating in a toilet.” )
" I was blumpkining all night" ( which means he spent all night on the toilet whilst getting his cock sucked)
Blumpkining by The adventures of G-Girl August 20, 2010
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