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Receiving a blow job while you take a dump and eat a burrito.
I really like Doris...she loves Blumpitos!
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Blumprito 

While getting a blumpkin eating a burrito. A hot, nasty, filthy burrito.
I totally got a blumprito in the bathroom of T-Bell.
Blumprito by John speaker November 26, 2010

Blumpatola 

The act of receiving a blowjob while taking a dump and wearing a towel around your head.
Scott enjoyed coming home from work, pulling a towel out of the hamper, and receiving a blumpatola from his partner.
Blumpatola by Blumpster September 3, 2009

Blumptology 

how in the hell do you know what a blumpcano is? "I studied blumptology for 2 semesters."
Blumptology by blumptologist August 16, 2009

blumptonia 

to be in a land where blumpkins are given on a daily basis.
i went to blumptonia and it was quiet splendiful.
Thank you Ms. Swartz, the turkey was blumptous.

Yo your bathroom has ample room in front of the toilet, it’s hella blumptous.

Can you get your creamy glustin over here, I wanna get blumptous!

blumpkito 

A complicated act to perform with two or more said homies, i.e the ninjaz you kick it with. well step one get groupies fanz or down ass ryder chick to give you an ya homeboyz repeated blumkins while you an said trikk be in the bathroom. step two turn out lights after taking said shit. sneek out and have your homie trade you places when he bust. step three shove her head proceed to swirlry. lmfao its grear for revenge or break up with soon to be ex girlfriends.
hey homie you wanna help me get this bitch before i break it off with her?
yeah ninja what we do?
hit her up with the "blumpkito"
yuh!!!! do it do it
blumpkito by (~$%SIXSIDEZ%$~) July 27, 2011
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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