Blump-Upkin

Combination of a Blumpkin and an Upperdecker.

The act of receiving a blow job while taking a shit in the upper section of a toilet after taking the lid off.

After becoming bored with the typical Tuesday night Blumpkin, Andrej decided to spice it up a bit with the Blump-Upkin. Tuesday nights will never be the same!

Blump-Upkin by BlumpkinOrDie January 8, 2021

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blumpumpkin

A blumpkin on Halloween

Mark: Dude, my girlfriend and I celebrated Halloween the right way this year!

Trent: What did you do?

Mark: We carved pumpkins then she gave me a blumpumpkin!

Trent: Does she have any friends?

blumpumpkin by JA-ALLDAY October 1, 2013

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Blump-Upkin • Blumpukin • blumpumpkin • blump • Blump and Run • blump off • Blump and Dump • Blump back whale • blump bnut • Blump Call

Blumpukin

The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while being pukes on and taking a dump.

my girl was giving me the sickest head ever while I was taking a dump, then she puked, it was such a nice Blumpukin!"

Blumpukin by sir dumpalot April 19, 2011

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

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