Blumkin Dunkin 

The art of a woman teasing your weasel during the period of excretion, in the process you flick shit at her face like a monkey, as a result, you grab her face, and dunk it into the toilet. You can also repeat the process with a Sweet corn Surprise. Blumkin Dunkin + Sweet corn Surprise= Blumkin' Dunkin' Sweet corn Surprise

Dave boasted " She's propah nasty, she gave me a Blumkin Dunkin"
Bob responded "Fucking hell Dave, my bird gave me a Sweet corn surprise after an' all!"

Blumkin Dunkin by efgwehdnjcaicd March 30, 2017

Dunkin Blumpkin 

When you recieve a "run of the mill" blumpkin, however, you end it by forcing the givers head into the toilet bowl on which you sit, shoving their face into your fecal matter...

"She gave me a dunkin blumpkin, and her face was covered in shit!"

Dunkin Blumpkin by chasdook November 15, 2004

frosted dunkin' blumpkin

While receiving a blumpkin, right when the man is about to ejaculate, he stands up, dunks the woman's head into the toilet water, jizzes on her back and then proceeds to give her a shit swirlie.

I tried to order a frosted dunkin' blumpkin from the girl at the donut shop yesterday, but they didn't have a public bathroom.

frosted dunkin' blumpkin by cheezdogg33 June 29, 2009

Dunkin' Blumpkin 

A blumpkin received at a Dunkin' Doughnuts establishment. Only after buying an unfrosted doughnut and placing your penis through the doughnut hole may the blumpkin begin. The Dunkin' Blumpkin is only completed after you have frosted the doughnut yourself and it is finished by your partner.

"Dude last night I had the holy grail of all blumpkins! The Dunkin' Blumpkin!"

Dunkin' Blumpkin by Na0227 October 4, 2014

Reverse Dunkin Blumpkin 

A reverse dunkin blumpkin is not something to take at a light approach. Attempting to succeed in a reverse dunkin blumpkin should only be done by persons having previous experience in blumpkins and dunkin blumpkins first.

First you sit on your partners chest, having there head just right at the angle for you to receive fellatio, while this is happening you simultaneously start to alleviate your bowels onto your partners chest. An experience known fondly as the reverse dunkin blumpkin.

"Dude, last week while i was shithoused i accidentally gave Jdunn a reverse dunkin blumpkin. I dont wanna talk about it.."

Reverse Dunkin Blumpkin by Crayola Walker January 5, 2010

dunkin blumpkin 

a dumpkin blumpkin is combination of receiving a blowjob while sitting on the toilet taking a crap. after you finish cumming inside the mouth of the lucky male or female you take their head and dunk it up and down in your fecal matter. this sexual move usually works best with the beer shits or any kind of diarhea for that matter. once finished with the dunkin of the partner usually a hasty exaunt is quite necessary.

Because the party was extremely crowded Willma and Dan went to the restroom to hook up. Dan sat down on the toilet in order to comfortably receive a blowjob; little did Willma know what was in store for her. Dan began shitting uncontrollably at the same time he ejaculated into her mouth. After ejaculating in her mouth Dan in a diarrhea induced rage then forcefully pushed her head in and out of the diarrhea ridden toilet bowl. Dan is such a badass because he gave Willma a dunkin blumpkin and didn't go to prison.

dunkin blumpkin by dsimmer September 2, 2009

Dunkin' Blumpkin 

The act of receiving a blumpkin while in a Dunkin' Donuts Franchise.

Friend#1: "Dude, I heard that Jim was at Dunkin Donuts the other day and had to shit. After he went in some slut followed him and gave him a blumpkin in there"!

Friend#2: "Yeah dude, I was there! He totally got a Dunkin' Blumpkin".

Dunkin' Blumpkin by Hairydingle February 22, 2011