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Bluker

Plural: blukers
Pronunciation: /ˈblue .ker/
Definition: A term reserved for individuals so devoid of self-awareness, intelligence, or basic decency that their mere presence lowers the collective IQ of a room. A bluker is not just a loser—they are the evolutionary pothole on the highway of human potential. Like most slurs in todays age bluker can be shortend to be said as bluk or even bluky
That gosh darn bluker
by Arcane_10.5.6.5 April 19, 2025
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Bluker

Plural: blukers
Pronunciation: /ˈblu .kər/

Definition:
A term reserved for individuals so devoid of self-awareness, intelligence, or basic decency that their mere presence lowers the collective IQ of a room. A bluker is not just a loser—they are the evolutionary pothole on the highway of human potential. They manage to be loud and useless simultaneously.

Usage Notes:
Calling someone a bluker isn’t just insulting them—it's classifying them. It’s not about a bad day or a single mistake. This is for the repeat offenders of stupidity. The energy vampires. The ones who act like main characters in a story no one’s reading. You don’t become a bluker by accident. You earn it—through a persistent combination of arrogance, ignorance, and being impressively, relentlessly annoying.
“He tried to explain crypto to me after losing his fifth job this year. Absolute bluker.”

“I wouldn’t trust that bluker to water a fake plant.”

Of course she ghosted again—classic bluker behavior.”
by Arcane_10.5.6.5 April 28, 2025
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Baukerz

The act of slapping someone on the back or on any other part of the body, with your hand in a cupped manner, and creating an air pocket in your hand, so it creates a loud noise.
-You give good baukerz.

-Stop baukering me so hard.
by RielBandLucas April 4, 2010
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blurker

A blog lurker. Someone who reads a lot of blogs but never posts any comments.
I stopped posting to my LJ because all my readers were blurkers.
by Webster114 December 9, 2008
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Blueryai

The Baddest and thickest streamer known to man kind, known for his gyat and being gay with fellow streamer YXL Salah, and is the founder of the community BBG (big booty gorillas)
Yo I just beated to blueryai
by Anonymous BBG member July 19, 2023
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Bluterus

The female equivalent of blue balls. When a woman is aroused to a point where stopping the sexual stimulation becomes highly frustrating and/or physically uncomfortable.
Don't stop in the middle of getting your lady off, or she'll get bluterus and resent your dumb ass.
by Badwig February 11, 2017
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Blumer

My blumer friend owns multiple copies of The Fly on LaserDisc.
by NotAgentClark November 3, 2010
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