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Bluffin With My Muffin 

To sexually tease a male with promises of getting laid with a female

flashing a vagina and saying "YOU WILL NEVER GET THIS!"
Lady Gaga's Poker Face

Girl: "heyyy im horny lets do it!"
Guy: "OMG YESS!!!"
Girl: "hahaha only bluffin with my muffin!"
Guy: "i hate you"

bluffin with my muffin 

while clubbing attracting men and while they get erections in stage one of attracting them switching attention to another men. Easy way of making victims.
during the weekend Emma en Nathalie held bluffin with my muffin competition.

Bluffin' with my Muffin 

the offering of a baked good to distract your enemies so that you can make a quick escape.
'I was cornered my thieves on a dark, deserted street, and only managed to escape by bluffin' with my muffin (blueberry).'

Bluffin' with my Muffin 

While having sex with a man, the girl is actually thinking about a woman. He thinks she's into it because she is aroused, but she's not aroused because of him. Bluffin' = lying. Muffin = Vagina.
I was bluffin' with my muffin last night with John since I couldn't stop thinking of Jane.

bluffin' with my muffin 

my lover thought I was enjoying myself, but I was bluffin' with my muffin

Bluffin' with my Muffin 

When a skanky female lies about havin' a STD.
Male: Yo! My dick feels weird. I think that bitch was bluffin' with her muffin.

Female: Yo bitches! Last night I fucked a guy and now he has herpes! I totally am bluffin' with my muffin.
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