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blue fingers 

The frustration that results from a situation where you text someone and expect a reply but they don't reply for whatever reason
So I texted her "What are you wearing?" and I got blue fingers waiting for her reply.
blue fingers by bensch128 October 22, 2009

blue fizz 

When you mix blue powerade and sprite. This will result in a powerful mixture of deliciousness called blue fizz. This is a common macdonalds drink. When you mix the two, make sure to mix evenly, or you may have something called "blue jizz".
Gimme 2 big macs and a large blue fizz.
blue fizz by swaggerhound senior August 30, 2011

blue film 

n. Pornographic movie, usually in CD's, used primarily in India

Origin. In the 1980's, pornographic content in Video Cassettes was sealed using a blue tape, hence the name.

Usage. Widely used.
"The Police raided their den to uncover the blue film racket that was plaguing the town."
blue film by Sayak December 13, 2005

Alaskan Blue Fire 

The act of cooling windex and spritzing it maliciously on a lover's vagina. It is at first cold, and yet inflames the vagina, hence the alaska and the fire.
Prior to sexual activity, Bill would always stick a bottle of window cleaner in the freezer for a good burst of Alaskan Blue Fire in case his partner wasn't up to snuff.
Alaskan Blue Fire by dionisio April 21, 2010

blue fire 

Blue fire is the coldest fire, go ahead, Touch it, You’ll only learn to not trust strangers online.
blue fire by LongJohnJohn October 15, 2020

Blue Fish 

To get nothing; To have nothing.
You get "Blue Fish"...You have "Blue Fish"
Blue Fish by minusten December 21, 2010
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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