A small town in Jackson County, MO that leeches off the big honcho Kansas City, along with other towns like Independence and Lee's Summit. Its schools are Blue Springs High (filled with pathetic low-life wannabe gangster twats aka the Wildcats) and Blue Springs South High (filled with uptight sluts and jocks, with a decent football team aka the Jaguars). Theres really nothing to do here but bowl or go to Pancho's (a little mexican joint with fucking delicious burritos, seriously, try it sometime. They're made from the mexican burrito gods). Basically north of 40 Highway is the trashy side, and south of 40 is the middle-class/rich snobs. Home to American Idol winner Dane Cook. Tech N9ne and Bobb'e J Thompson also reside in/around the Springs. If you really want something different to do, go to any other town/city surrounding it. This includes Grain Valley, Lee's Summit, Independence, and Kansas City.
1: Hey man! Where've you been?
2: Oh you know, just been chillin in good ole' blue springs!
1: Damn, that sucks ass
2: Tell me about it! I've done nothin but sit on my ass and eat burritos
2: Oh you know, just been chillin in good ole' blue springs!
1: Damn, that sucks ass
2: Tell me about it! I've done nothin but sit on my ass and eat burritos
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Get the Blue Springs Banjo mug.A High school specifically designed for the poor side of blue springs. Occasionally you will catch a cool lees summit kid that just on the boarder and ended up going to south. The Hallways are very crowded and often times when you going into the bathroom you either see a kid threating to shoot up the school or just vaping. The school is now most popular for their sports teams that always go negative. The teachers are either good or bad and for example of a bad teacher would be that one teacher from panama that said adolf hitler was good guy
Mom: I just got another email from your principal!
Kid: What did it say?
Mom: Apparently a kid brought an airsoft pistol to school today with real ammunition!
Kid: Just another day at Blue Springs South High School
Kid: What did it say?
Mom: Apparently a kid brought an airsoft pistol to school today with real ammunition!
Kid: Just another day at Blue Springs South High School
by TTeku April 17, 2023
Get the Blue Springs South High School mug.Their marching band (Golden Regiment) has CLEARLY overpowered Blue Springs South High in the playing comps and they're totally WAY better at everything. Pretty much all around. Their mascot is the Wildcat and EVERYONE knows that in the wild, a wildcat would take down a jaguar (South's mascot) colors: purple and gold
Did you hear about that kid who goes to Blue Springs High School?
You mean the totally awesome kid?!
Ch'yeah. He was totally awesome and better than South.
You mean the totally awesome kid?!
Ch'yeah. He was totally awesome and better than South.
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