Bludgoned 

When ones face is particularly unnattractive, while you are thinking their body is sexually arousing you.

Guy 1 - Wow check out this chick i found.

Guy 2 - Dude ! Her face is bludgoned, but her body is aaawwweessomeeee !

Bludgoned by TheDicktionaryCorner January 8, 2010

bumhole bludgeoner 

1. A male (either heterosexual or homosexual) that derives pleasure from inserting his love-rod into the ‘tradesman’s entrance’ of his sexual partner.

2. Can be use as a term for a gay man

Cindy: He's hot, you think I should take him home?
Sarah: It's up to you, but Chloe told me he's a right bumhole bludgeoner.
Cindy: Is he?! He's mine!!
Sarah: Dirty slut!!!

Don't ever shower if he's in there, he's a right bumhole bludgeoner!!

bumhole bludgeoner by Paulio2008 May 22, 2008

bludgendillyo 

1. A term ussually used by the middle class, or higher, to exclaim shock or supirse.

2. A term ussually used by the middle class, or higher, to replace "What on earth?", "God-Damned!" and the likes.

1. "Bludgendillyo! What was the that Terrance-Jeffeory?!

2. "It's a town of bludgendillyo drunks! Quickly get to the helicoptor Greggory!"

bludgendillyo by themesser1211 August 7, 2011

bludmoney 

A reference to the artist bludmoney, but also to your manly friend down there.

HEY, I NEVER SAID YOU COULD SEE MY BLUDMONEY

bludmoney by Bludmoney April 30, 2024