Bloxia 

Bloxia (n) is the condition in which a guy hasn't received a blowjob for a long period of time and is in life threatening situations.

There is no cure for bloxia, but rather only treatments. These treatments consist of repeated oral sex.

Guy 1: Dude I haven't gotten head in a week and im missing it.
Guy 2: Your lucky, I haven't gotten for months. And I'm diagnosed with bloxia - I could die. Doctors said I'm in critical bloxic state 2.0
Guy 1: What the fuck are you doing here? Go to get some pussy ass ho to give you some head on the spot.

Bloxia by Famous like jesus March 28, 2010

Bloxxa 

Bloxxa is a word Roblox kids use because both Roblox's admins, and their mommy won't let them scream the n word in video games. It is only racist if you are a minecrafter or terrarian. Only a real bloxxa may use this word.

Dirkman: "Wassup my bloxxa?"
Mario: "Not much my bloxxa. Just shot someone with my ro-gun"

Bloxxa by dirkxiii September 11, 2019

Bloxie 

Receiving a blow job while playing xbox live.

Dude, last night i got a bloxie while playing Grand Theft Auto 4

Bloxie by Sergio Venaked July 23, 2009

bloviate 

Bloviate is closely associated with U.S. President Warren G. Harding, who used it frequently and who was known for long, windy speeches. H.L. Mencken said of him, "He writes the worst English that I have ever encountered. It reminds me of a string of wet sponges; it reminds me of tattered washing on the line; it reminds me of stale bean soup, of college yells, of dogs barking idiotically through endless nights. It is so bad that a sort of grandeur creeps into it. It drags itself out of the dark abysm of pish, and crawls insanely up the topmost pinnacle of posh. It is rumble and bumble. It is flap and doodle. It is balder and dash."

After five years as president and thirty years as a political figure, this colossal oaf is still unable to discipline his urge to bloviate.

bloviate by mr.corruption June 13, 2005

bloviator 

1. A public figure, such as a politician or an actor, who makes outlandish, strident statements on issues, thinking that the average man will care about their opinions.

2. Someone who pontificates about issues of which they are uninformed, yet pretend to be expert.

3. Pompous blowhard, using their celebrity to speak about topics on which they are totally unqualified.

That bloviator Alec Baldwin said he was going to move to France. Why is he still in Hollywood?

bloviator by desert irishman April 7, 2004

bloviate 

To discourse at length in a pompous or boastful manner.

A key attribute to those that sell. To pretend to understand technical subject matter and sell it to others even dumber then oneself.

Tom, bloviated Matt's shaft for hours on the merits of Mircosoft's Swiss Cheese 1.0

bloviate by joe October 1, 2004

Bloxxa 

Bloxxa Is A Slur Word made by a Famous Roblox Youtuber Darkaltrax Or Altrax, the word bloxxa is close to the word nigger but roblox version

Altrax: Wassup My bloxxa
Ron: Sup My Bloxxa
Vex:Go Back To The Cotton Fields You Bloxxa

Bloxxa by Conez July 29, 2023