Blownut

Replacing the creme filling of a donut with dick snot and then have a thot eat it

Cornelius: hey dunkin donuts employee. Can i get a dozen boston blownuts for my cum dumpster thot. Extra salty?

by Blow-nut July 5, 2017

Blownut

A suckable donut, usually in a lollipop form.

Bill: "Hey Jeff, pass me a blownut!"
Jeff: "I'll blow your blownut!"

by Nathan Ost March 5, 2009

Blownut

Blown out asshole

~Gabe the barber

I would’ve eaten her ass but she had a blownut

by Ele July 6, 2018

Blownut Donut

A sexual position in which the male places a donut around his penis. The female proceeds to suck the male's penis and every time the female takes the entire penis down her throat she gets a bite of the donut.

"My girlfriend gave me a wonderful Blownut Donut last night."
"She finished the entire Blownut Donut in three sucks, it had sprinkles."

by Datnigga666 October 19, 2017

Dunkin' Blownut

Placing your erect penis through the hole of a donut and allowing a woman to simultaneous fellate you and eat the donut.

"Dude, this chick gave me a Dunkin' Blownut last night. It was fucking sweet!"

"Was it cream-filled?"

"Nah, but she was a little later."

by atforpres October 21, 2009

Terminal Blowout

Explosive diarrhea that is so massive and powerful, that it distorts the space-time continuum.

Following the consumption of some sketchy Thai food, Jay’s terminal blowout obliterated an entire public restroom...and he hasn’t been seen since.

by Done it all dave November 1, 2020

3rd degree blowout

The highest possible level of an uncontained explosive bowel movement, Unlike a 1st or 2nd degree episode, the 3rd degree will always make its mark down your pant leg, on your chair or in the shower. Nothing can be done but to clean up the inevitable mess.

Jim: That was some fine chili we had at dinner.
Bob: Yes it was, but it set a bit funny with me.
Jim: Set a bit funny? How so?
Bob: Well... (running to bathroom yet loosing bowel control 10 feet from his salvation).
Jim: Oh sweet Jesus in Heaven! Mary get your mom's adult diapers Bob's had a full 3rd degree blowout!

by Jumpingrat January 31, 2007