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a woman has a blowjob face if the sight of her face invokes strong urges in most men to urgently get a blowjob from her.

-dude, i think she is very sexy
-yes, she has a great blowjob face. i just can't stop imagining it on the tip of my cock.

blowjob face by sk1nnard November 2, 2006

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Blowjob Face

When a bishes makeup is all smeared/messed up from the dirty blowjob she just gave.

Damn look at that girl....that's total blowjob face.

Blowjob Face by MajorLeague55 April 3, 2015

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Pizza Face Blowjob

When you receive head from a girl who has a severe acne problem. Often times, her acne is more red and puffy than your erection.

That girl needs to go to the dermatologist before I get a pizza face blowjob.

Pizza Face Blowjob by AnselmoJr December 28, 2009

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Blow Job Face

the face Renée Zellweger shows sometimes. It's when you scrunch your face and lips up like your giving a blow job.

person 1: "Nice "Blow Job Face".

person 2: "fuck off!"

Blow Job Face by coolguy22222 November 5, 2010

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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