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Blowin gas 

To tease someone by leading them to believe something
"I sold those frat boys a pound of oregano for $400."

"Damn, blowin gas, bro."
Blowin gas by Cum_slut May 30, 2021
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Blown Gas Port 

A type of tug-o-war between an asshole and exhaling lips.

Or

A garbage tier barrel with a few thousand rounds through it and the gas port has opened up enough that the owner is reconsidering their purchase.
I got the farts. I need a blown gas port tonight!

Should have never bought that bore cam, that blown gas port looks heinous!
Blown Gas Port by GunSlapsTech February 1, 2025

Blown Gasket 

Anal sex with your girlfriend... but what you dont know is she is prairie doggin' it. You slip your dick in her anus and a ring of shit oozes out around your dick.
My buddy was with this girl he randomly met at the bar. He took her home and had his first blown gasket experience.
Blown Gasket by Mikey Trums 18 April 28, 2010

Blowing gaskets 

The act of releasing gases through the rectum in a loud rumbley manner
My dog keeps blowing gaskets over here, can I come over to your house?
Blowing gaskets by Memesforsoul June 25, 2017

Blown Head Gaskets 

When your woman gives you some head (a blowjob) and being the respectable gal she is she wraps her lips tightly around your magnificent manhood as you cum to a rousing climax. As it turns out, she had been bringing you to the edge so many times that your body kept producing that baby gravy and by the time you finally released your man chowder the volume was far too much for her to handle. Schlong juice spurts from the broken seal of her lips on your bitch impaler. Often, splooge will spew from her nose and her ears may pop.
Raymond: Damn, woman! You leakin' everywhere! You got blown head gaskets, bitch. Now finish up on old Ray's dick and then go wash that shit off yourself so I can give you a little hug.
Blown Head Gaskets by theinstigator September 16, 2016

Blown Head Gasket 

When you're banging a chick so hard the condom breaks.
I was hammering into this bitch like an over revving engine and the rubber broke. Now all I got is a blown head gasket.
Blown Head Gasket by Neil69 September 7, 2016

blowing a gasket

When you take a dump and the turd is so massive, that you tear a small rift in your sphincter.
Oh man, I just took a huge dump and then it started to bleed. I think I just blew a gasket!

Blowing a gasket is really natures way of telling you to eat more fiber and drink more coffee
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