Definitions by MontyDingo

blowing a gasket

When you take a dump and the turd is so massive, that you tear a small rift in your sphincter.

Oh man, I just took a huge dump and then it started to bleed. I think I just blew a gasket!

Blowing a gasket is really natures way of telling you to eat more fiber and drink more coffee

blowing a gasket by MontyDingo May 27, 2010

Strawberry helmet

A person with red hair.

Look at that redheaded chick across the street! That's gross. Yeah, she's really sporting a strawberry helmet.

Strawberry helmet by MontyDingo May 19, 2010