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Blow Shot 

A woman give a man a blow job. When he release all of his glory in her mouth she spits it in his face during his O face moment.
Friend 1- How was your date last night? Friend 2 - It was great until he called me a slut while I was sucking his dick. Friend 1 - What a jerk. Did you leave him with blue balls? Friend 2 - No I just gave him a blow shot. Friend 1- You go girl.
Blow Shot by Warship September 3, 2013
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Blow Job shot 

An alcoholic drink.

In a shot glass (NOT a cordial glass):
1/2 shot Bailey's Irish Cream
1/2 shot Kaluah
Topped with whipped cream as high as you can make it.

After the shot is made, the drinker can do a liptease, and lick some of the cream off the top. If the drink has been bought by somebody else, this is almost a requirement.

The drinker places her hands behind her back, leans over, wraps her lips around the shotglass and straightens up, tilting the head back and swallowing the shot in one gulp.

This is a good way to get free drinks, just make sure you don't choke. It takes a while to master the technique of doing this gracefully and looking sexy.
Girl 1: Remember that hot blond guy from the club last night?
Girl 2: Yeah.
Girl 1: After you left I ordered a Blow Job shot, and did it with him watching, I totally didn't go home alone.
Blow Job shot by Glenalucard December 9, 2008

blow job shot 

The guy unzips his fly and the full shot glass is placed in the opening. You then have to take the shot without using your hands.
Jennifer was hazed last week. She had to take 6 blow job shots out of Stephen's crotch in 15 minutes!
blow job shot by symptomfinger November 19, 2007

blow one's shot 

I had only one shot at the title and I blew it.
blow one's shot by ltbugaf July 7, 2005

blow one's shot 

He blew his shot.
blow one's shot by Fangsta March 18, 2003

Blowshot 

The act of forcefully cumming on a girl's face.
"Damn, I got that chick square in the face with my blowshot
Blowshot by Jomo 16 August 10, 2010
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