1 definition by Dick Rex, P.I.
Borny (bohr-nee). adj.
1. a neologism combining the words "bored" (or "boredom") and "horny."
2. feeling both listless, tedious and dull while simultaneously feeling lustful, lecherous and sexually invigorated
3.having nothing to do and no one to talk to (etc.) yet being in the mood, revved up (etc.).
4. Anticipating sexual relations only to be let down by your partner that stood you up.
1. a neologism combining the words "bored" (or "boredom") and "horny."
2. feeling both listless, tedious and dull while simultaneously feeling lustful, lecherous and sexually invigorated
3.having nothing to do and no one to talk to (etc.) yet being in the mood, revved up (etc.).
4. Anticipating sexual relations only to be let down by your partner that stood you up.
I'm feeling pretty borny: I did nothing but look at porn all day. I wish I had more female friends.
Man, Stephanie said I could poke her tonight, but she isn't returning my calls. Nows she's left me disgruntled and borny.
Man, Stephanie said I could poke her tonight, but she isn't returning my calls. Nows she's left me disgruntled and borny.
by Dick Rex, P.I. January 16, 2008