Borny (bohr-nee). adj.
1. a neologism combining the words "bored" (or "boredom") and "horny."
2. feeling both listless, tedious and dull while
simultaneously feeling lustful, lecherous and sexually invigorated
3.having
nothing to do and no one to talk to (etc.) yet being in the mood, revved up (etc.).
4. Anticipating
sexual relations only to be let down by your partner that stood you up.
I'm feeling pretty borny: I did nothing but look at porn all day. I wish I had more female friends.
Man,
Stephanie said I could poke her tonight, but she isn't
returning my calls. Nows she's left me
disgruntled and borny.