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blonder than barbie 

Dumber than even the dumbest blonde, an empty headed idiot with dyed blonde hair.
'I thought she was dumb,but she's blonder than Barbie

Blondering 

The act of a fair-haired person being distracted and wandering from one enticing place to another, with disregard for the original destination.
On her way to pick up the dry cleaning she began blondering through the brightly colored displays in the kitchen store.
Blondering by matree May 26, 2010

Boonder Chooter 

Muslim for "monkey balls"
Very insulting in Muslim tradition
Aasim: Hey mom, what's Boonder Chooter?
Mom: What the hell who taught you that, go to your room!
A code name for a Blunt or a dutch filled with tweed.
We needed a bloonter or else Julio would kill somebody.
bloonter by Daniel Madar December 3, 2007
A person who only f*cks blondes
Brunette: Hey I was wondering do....

Guy: Sorry I'm a Blonder
a blonder by : P ya right May 17, 2006

blonderexic 

1. Someone who fears being anything but blonde.

2. Ladies who are addicted to the bleach & highlights.
omg! Look at barbie over there. She's so blonderexic, bleaches her hair like, every week.
blonderexic by ThePoisonApple September 26, 2008