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Bloody Eagle

A dirty se position that involves the woman bleeding on the man and sucking his penis
Wow! That girl gives a good Bloody Eagle!
by Sam Fischer November 19, 2007
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Bloody eagle

A Viking execution where a guy got his lungs pulled out his back, and if he made any noise or screamed in agony, he didn't make it to Valhalla.
The first guy took his bloody eagle like a man, the crowd didn't hear a peep out of him, but the second guy shit all over the place and wouldn't stop screaming. They illustrated that he died a coward on his runestone, so that future generations of his family would curse his name and call him a bitch in their language.
by The Original Agahnim June 18, 2021
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Bloody/Red eagle

The process of splitting a person alive on a table and then breaking 1 rib on each side directly accross from eachother and then pulling the lungs out through the opening causing the person to look like a bird with red wings. Quite Painfull.
That motherfucker snitched....were givin him a Bloody/Red eagle....and its gonna hurt...
by Kasnar September 28, 2008
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Blood Eagle

One of the more barbaric tortures of the Ancient Norse style. The victim would either be cut down the front (a la disembowlment) and the ribs would be seperated, leaving the chest cavity open and unprotected. The other possible method was that the victim was cut from behind, the torturer digging his hands into the victim's torso and to the front, and seperating the ribs in such a way that they came out through his back, giving the illusion of wings, and thus a "bloody eagle".

Although this is a grusome fate, it was almost humane in that it gave nearly instant death, if not from shock then from bloodloss. Other methods of torture were meant to keep the victim alive and suffering. For example, one way was to put hot coals in the backs of the knees and elbows, burning the tendons, and tying the limbs in a manner that they would be completely flexed, so that they would heal in that way and the victim would be left with functionless limbs.
Mr. Craig: And in the year 512 elephants from New Orleans ravaged the Plains of Normandy though the French King Henry VII did much to appease them.
Joe: Damn it, Mr. Craig, that never happened.
Mr. Craig: Mr. Palombit, if you interrupt me once more I will blood eagle you.
Joe:... (Horrified silence)
by B-Zero September 26, 2006
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blood eagle

a Grotesque form of torture and execution practiced by the vikings. The victim's ribs were severed near the spine and the ribs were spread out in a pattern that resembled the wings of an eagle. Salt was often poured into the dying victms wounds.
the Orkneyinga saga contains a famous account of the Blood eagle
by Capt_Capacitor April 19, 2005
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Alaskan Blood Eagle

You start by slicing down the spine then splitting the rib cage of the other person from behind, then pulling their lungs outside of their body.

While pumping their heart with your hand to keep them alive, you then ride their body down a snowy hill like a toboggan.
"Aw man, Shawn just got an Alaskan Blood Eagle down that hill!"
"Is he okay?"
"James kept his heart beating... for now..."
by Pintobeanboi January 12, 2022
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dirty Blood Eagle

A woman must bend over the barrier of the bed while the man cuts into her back with a blade. He then precedes to open her back and take her lungs out and hang them over her shoulder. After this step the man must use the woman’s rib cage as handle bars as he aggressively has intercourse with her behind . If at any point she makes a sound either of pain or pleasure, she will not be accepted into Valhalla.
I just had the dirty blood eagle with my ex-wife”
by Danish cross May 13, 2022
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