Bloody Stoolz

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A condition in which you are so disgustingly unacceptable, that even your stools cannot stand being inside your body, and so bleed as a sign of displeasure.

Jane spits mad bloody stoolz out every day because she is truly macknasty.

Bloody Stoolz by E Konda January 8, 2008

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bloody stool

Bloody stool; often referred to as "The mans period", or "The asshole period" is a phenomenon that happens every week. Sunday to be exact, because while a man is getting shit faced drunk while watching football, he decides it would not hurt to get 12 hot wings. The bloody stool appears soon after he arrives home. He barely makes it to the toilet inside and begins shooting bloody red missiles straight out of Djibouti.

Frank can't come to the Monday Night Football game he is still recovering my his bloody stool.

bloody stool by MiLlamoJeff December 2, 2015

Related Words

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Stool Blood

The product of taking a dump so big, that when you wipe, you realize you tore your anus. Usually occurring when you haven't had a movement in a few days. Generally causing more damage.

booty dump stool butt pain

"Dude, it's been three days since my last dump. It's was packed so tightly, it stretched my butthole. When I wiped, I had stool blood.

Stool Blood by Don't be so sensitive November 3, 2015

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026