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bloob toobers are people in call of duty who continue to use the gernade launcher attachment who take offense to critism
Udontnome6 and sheenyfrancis, antonym-SwallowmyClock bloob tube
by p-tity May 28, 2010
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Bloob Tube

A slang term for a television. Referring to how Televisions before the days of flat screens were a glass bubble screen with different colors of light bulbs in the back used to project the picture on to the screen. This term was also used for black and white televisions before they had color Television.
The family sat in the living room watching a movie on the Bloob Tube on Saturday evening.
by Ol-Daddi-O January 16, 2023
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boob tube

“Parents complain about the quality of the shows but don't prevent their children from gluing themselves to the boob tube” (David Owen)
by illEATurHARTout April 13, 2004
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boob tube

1) American slang (circa 1980) for the television, and serving as a bargaining tool by parents in disciplining their children, who referred to the time wasted watching it, and lowering their IQ too, hence "boob tube"
Turn that boob tube off and do your homework!
by jrh5356 April 19, 2005
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boob tube baby

Stereotype used to categorize individuals who fall into a fairly modern trend in child rearing, where the child is not properly raised. Instead the parent(s) occupy the child by setting them in front of a TV as opposed to actively engaging the child in productive activities. This type of childhood typically fosters poor social behaviors and disorders such as ADHD, beckoning use of term.
John is the most awkward boob tube baby I've ever run in to.
by Chillbur November 27, 2012
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Throbbing Blood Tube

Another way to describe a long hard cock
Whore 1: His big long throbbing blood tube went into my ass to my mouth
Whore 2: What the fuck
by KillingMySelf July 25, 2016
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boob tube

The new opiate of the people. A electronic box containing a video screen and a speaker, watched by millions of cretins too lazy to go out and get a life. Boob tube watchers get a bad case of half-closed eyes and half-open mouths.
If you watch too much boob tube, you will end up looking like Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel.
by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005
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