bloob tube 

bloob toobers are people in call of duty who continue to use the gernade launcher attachment who take offense to critism

Udontnome6 and sheenyfrancis, antonym-SwallowmyClock bloob tube

bloob tube by p-tity May 28, 2010

Bloob Tube 

A slang term for a television. Referring to how Televisions before the days of flat screens were a glass bubble screen with different colors of light bulbs in the back used to project the picture on to the screen. This term was also used for black and white televisions before they had color Television.

The family sat in the living room watching a movie on the Bloob Tube on Saturday evening.

Bloob Tube by Ol-Daddi-O January 16, 2023

boob tube 

A slang term for television.

“Parents complain about the quality of the shows but don't prevent their children from gluing themselves to the boob tube” (David Owen)

boob tube by illEATurHARTout April 13, 2004

boob tube 

1) American slang (circa 1980) for the television, and serving as a bargaining tool by parents in disciplining their children, who referred to the time wasted watching it, and lowering their IQ too, hence "boob tube"

Turn that boob tube off and do your homework!

boob tube by jrh5356 April 19, 2005

boob tube baby 

Stereotype used to categorize individuals who fall into a fairly modern trend in child rearing, where the child is not properly raised. Instead the parent(s) occupy the child by setting them in front of a TV as opposed to actively engaging the child in productive activities. This type of childhood typically fosters poor social behaviors and disorders such as ADHD, beckoning use of term.

John is the most awkward boob tube baby I've ever run in to.

boob tube baby by Chillbur November 27, 2012

Throbbing Blood Tube 

Another way to describe a long hard cock

Whore 1: His big long throbbing blood tube went into my ass to my mouth
Whore 2: What the fuck

Throbbing Blood Tube by KillingMySelf July 25, 2016

boob tube 

The new opiate of the people. A electronic box containing a video screen and a speaker, watched by millions of cretins too lazy to go out and get a life. Boob tube watchers get a bad case of half-closed eyes and half-open mouths.

If you watch too much boob tube, you will end up looking like Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel.

boob tube by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005