Bloggit 

An insult to humankind about fatty acids.

You are such a bloggit, Kathryn.

Bloggit by Pedro Calag February 5, 2021

bloggins

a general term for a soldier.

You and Pte. Bloggins can go clean that up.

Pte. Bloggins may say...

bloggins by Gilcrest March 8, 2004

Truism Blogging

(1) Blog posts that re-state the mind numbingly obvious as if it were original and insightful.

(2) Blog posts that rehash ideas within a given vein that have already circulated ad-nauseam, without adding significantly to them.

(3) Blog posts that put forward ideas so fluffy, feel-good or ambiguous that it is impossible to disagree with them, but they don't add value either.

Many personal development blogs are mostly a compilation of "wisdom" found on refrigerator magnets. We can all agree for instance, that "it's important to be yourself", except when it's more expedient not to be. This is truism blogging.

Truism Blogging by Rickter Scale April 25, 2010

Night Blogging 

Night blogging begins usually around 11pm, and finishes in the early morning. Bloggers on tumblr will blog strange things, sometimes deep yet completely messed up, sometimes utterly meaningless, sometimes gifs of stupid things, and sometimes bloggers will even go as far as to question the existance of humanity in those few strange hours. The posts that are reblogged are generally irrelevant to the theme of the users blog, but yet the post is considered acceptable, because of course, it is night. It is considered acceptable to blog in this strange, retarded manner in these night hours, so usually, if a blogger is online at night, they will find very strange posts on their dashboard.

Hey, it's 2am so what the hell. I'll reblog this picture of a bald man with flying eyebrows. Nobody cares when you're night blogging.

Night Blogging by thisisntthesamyouarelookingfor August 11, 2012

Bloggist 

The professional equivalent of a Blogger. In essence, a person who is being paid or receiving monetary compensation for blogging, as opposed to doing it for free on their own time to rant like a fool.

Bloggists are a rare breed of online writers, not quite evolved to the degree of "journalist," but evolved above "angry manifesto scribe." Bloggists are often regarded with mediocre respect for their thoughts and opinions, but are frequently ridiculed for "selling out" by lower online species such as the Troll, Spammer or N00bs.

Much like Bloggers, Bloggists cover a wide range of topics with various interests. However, the most popular topics covered (in order) are Mom Stuff, Rating Food, Local Entertainment, Other Bloggists They Hate, Politics, 80's Stuff, Hating Movies, Spoiling Movies, Blenders, Porn and Pro Wrestling.

WTF! Thats it! Im givn that bloggist at teh Tribune a bad review. That asshole dont know how to write worf a shit!

Bloggist by Genuine Mind August 7, 2011

bloggins

a generic name placeholder often used in the canadian military

Officer- Who is the duty sargeant tonight?
Private- It would be better to check with Cpl. Bloggins, sir.
Officer- Where would I find him?
Private-...

bloggins by Valeri Pizdoletov October 11, 2007

Mommy Blogging 

v. A new mother's unfortunate need to talk endlessly about their new children despite the fact that no one actually cares. Updates and pictures and stories are plastered all over social media. Can continue indefinitely and is not limited to only new mothers and their babies, but that is what is most common.

Jane: This is Tommy playing with his blocks! So cute! I'm so blessed!
Carol: This is the tenth picture you've posted of your kid in an hour, stop with the mommy blogging already!

Mommy Blogging by BallisticWeasel September 20, 2013