Bloch

When a person chokes on a penis while giving oral sex. Blow + Choke = Bloch

Dude I totally gave that chick a bloch last night.

by BSleepy June 11, 2010

Bloche

Can be a noun, verb, or adjective.

Can be used to subsitiute either of the above.

Noun: Hey did you see that bloche?
Verb: Yea I bloched it really good.
Adjective: Jeffery is a stupid bloche.

by AussieTooth November 26, 2016

BlochNess

A very square penis. A medical term.

“I had this new patient last week who has a case of BlochNess. Apparently it’s genetic.”

by ShadowMight3 February 19, 2018

bloched

bloched
1. (adjective) To be bloched. Generally used as a negative term.

Sorry man, but you're bloched.

by blocher123 November 29, 2016

bloch

1.a pretty psychotic animal usually kissing the ass of some guy with a big head
2.can be seen driving some punked up ford....dammit man, someone should slap yo mama and say "CHEVY" chevy is the way to go.
3.wants to be like skinz..

1.oh, i like your bike buddy, lets talk about choppers and wear the same shirts and hang out and be cool cause i like you man, but you are crazy.
2.oh that must be bloch, cause my girls panties just dropped.
3.oh look, its bloch, see how he tries to act and talk like some one else with lots of tattoos and a shaved head.....hmmmmm who are we talking about people

by inkaholic sex machine February 04, 2004

bloch

sugarbear....aww how sweet

hey sugarbear i love you......so therefore if you are a sugarbear you must be a bloch or if you are a bloch then you are definately a sugarbear

by inkaholic sex machine February 04, 2004

zach bloch

severe autism, horrible at csgo and loves russian gals, sometimes he thinks he is one himself

dang you're such a zach bloch

by ANon32190312037891372173212936 June 02, 2017