Blisto

the act of getting head while drinking a Rita's Misto, a quite refreshing experience

I got a mango misto at Ritas and on the way home my girl gave me an excellent blisto

by Young Jew May 26, 2009

blister shaft

A male sex organ afflicted with a sexually transmitted disease

Rebecca decided to herpes fuck John. He had a gross blister shaft, but he was really hot. She made him wear a condom so she figured she would be safe.
Two days later her pubic hair started itching. She didn't get the herp, but she crabs.

by Nutzen YerMouf February 22, 2018

bristol pusher

An imfamous serial killer, targeting Bristol (UK). Their method involves pushing drunken men and women into canals, and watching them drown.

Several people have claimed to know who the killer is on Twitch and YouTube.

The Bristol Pusher has struck again. Duncan Jones found dead beneath his flat, after traveling home with a sinister, slender man in polo-neck and glasses.

by petrolhead2000 January 4, 2019

Bristol Rainbow

It’s when you analyze your shit from A to Z and you realize that it contains different matter states with all the different Bristol stool chart numbers. There should be 7 different states of fecal matter in the toilet, going from liquid and watery to very solid and concentrated.

Usually, what happens is that you ate in a Chinese Buffet the day before you take the dump. There are so many varieties of food in these places that your body sorts them in terms of solidness, going from the egg roll sauce to the chinese onion rings’ crust.

If this ever happens to you, go see a doctor immediately. The Bristol Rainbow a very rare case, but when it’s there, it stays for a long time.

Rod : Doctor, about the sample of crap you asked me to give you last week...
Doctor O’Brien : Yes?
Rod : Well, which part do you want the most? There’s the liquid part, the soft part, the solid p...
Doctor O’Brien : Oh my God... Rod, you did a Bristol Rainbow ! Congratulations!
Rod : So, this is a good thing?
Doctor O’Brien : Actually, I was being sarcastic. Be prepared to pay the price for your prescription...

by Mister Soft Moustache January 22, 2011

Awkward Blastoise

When an awkward turtle is insufficient for the awkwardity of the situation, one must "evolve" their awkward turtle into the Awkward Blastoise. This hand configuration uses the pointer and pinky finger of the top hand as Hydro Pumps to douse the situation.

While visiting his girlfriend's parents, Rob farted at the dinner table very loudly. The mom implemented the awkward turtle, but was immediately over-ruled by the dad's more appropriate use of the Awkward Blastoise in order to sufficiently encompass the awkwardity of the situation.

by Cypress A 106 April 24, 2009

bristol plymouth

90% populated by white boys who wish they were in gangs and twig girls who think theyve got asses. 50% populated by "bisexuals" who go call others faggots and cunt lesbos. Every shop is a different stereotype and theres no such thing as a real friend. Everyone is a snake.

Oh you go to bristol plymouth? Are you in the gay shop or the weed shop?

by selfoshockfactor July 25, 2017

Bristol Fashion

Originally a nautical term, Bristol Fashion means "conforming to the highest standards of seamanship." A boat that is maintained in absolutely perfect condition can be described as "shipshape & Bristol Fashion."

The term is frequently applied outside the boating world, however. A cooler stocked with ice cold beers, an old truck that's been tuned to run just right, a steak cooked perfectly, or an immaculate lawn could all be described as being in Bristol Fashion.

"Have you seen Old Man Nelson's lawn? That guy keeps his yard in Bristol Fashion."

by KBLI September 11, 2009