Bisto 

alternative to gravy.

Jamay: "hows it going foo?"
Jago: "its aaaaaall bisto"

Bisto by Argos Gold February 15, 2005

Bisto 

A fart. To be used in the expression "Ah, Bisto" inferring relief at the passing of some aromatic wind.

Origin: Bisto adverts. The family sit down to eat and one member of the family (following a deep inhalation through the nose) expresses their delight at the smell provided by the gravy, by exclaiming: "Ah, Bisto".

Q "Did you just let one go?"

A "Ah, Bisto!"

Bisto by TommyE February 16, 2004

bisto 

The process of shitting yourself in a jacuzzi.

Everyone get out of the tub! Andy's just done a bisto!!

bisto by Meaty November 19, 2006

Bisto 

Also known as cocaine

You’re in the pub with your mates, it’s getting a bit late- someone shouts over “oi Han, get the bisto in”

Bisto by NaughtyGravyBoi1992 November 18, 2018

Bisto 

Another word for great.

1:Hows younz?
2:Ret bistoo mayte, Younz?
1:Ret good pal.
2:Sarrwnd.

Bisto by Jade PAL December 29, 2008

Bisto 

dirty scouse person who finds it hard to comprehend the english language

person A-where are you from?
person B- Ellsmere Port, its on the wirral
person A- dirty fuckin Bisto shit

Bisto by Glynn H January 6, 2008

Bisto 

A Plethera of Creative Ideas and concepts. A Bisto is word created to serve a placement of creative entities, primarily created as the name “Bisto Studios”.

Bisto Studios is an upcoming entertainment group, what does their name mean?

Simply put, they are a Bisto of ideas.

Bisto by Bisto HQ August 27, 2022