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Blind Blind Blind date 

When you go on a blind date with a blind person who blinds you.
Did you see Shelly? Where are her eyes?
She went on a Blind Blind Blind date yesterday, she lost them.
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blind date 

When you go on a date with someone you don't know, or when someone sets you up with someone you dont know.
blind dates are sometimes good, usually bad, and always weird at the beginning.
blind date by bobie January 19, 2005

Fixed Blind Date 

When you go on a blind date only to find that your date is actually blind.
Met my date at the restaurant. Damn, another blind bitch. FML the fixed blind date has got me again!
Fixed Blind Date by HI IM JAKE March 7, 2011

blind date 

When a friend sets up a date with a mystery person that you usually (99% of the time) don't know. Avoid at all costs because these types of dates go horribly wrong most of the time!
Bob: I set up Joe on Blind Date with this girl I met the other day.
Fred: He's going to kill you, you know that right?
Bob: Why? She's got a nice personality!
Fred: Yeah, but is she hideous?
Bob: Maybe.....
Fred: And besides those dates usually never work out.
blind date by 0xxxMichellexxx0 September 30, 2007

Double Blind Date 

A dating scenerio in which not only do the participants not know each other, but they are also actually blind.
I wonder how Jackie and Tim will even find each other on their double blind date tonight.
Double Blind Date by ZLF February 8, 2009

blind date 

An event where someone sets up 2 people who don't know each other on a date. In most cases, one of the people is horrendously ugly and the other will be sure to kill the "matchmaker" afterwards.
My shitty friend set me up on a blind date, and I vomited for hours afterwards.
blind date by Eric Hartman July 12, 2003

blind date 

Ray Charles went on many blind dates with his wife, Della.
blind date by beezor March 20, 2007
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