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Buttcheese Blewitt 

That guy in your workplace or school who always tells the wrong joke at the wrong time, often after drinking milk and releasing a silent-but-deadly dutch oven situation.
"Mark's brother sneezes a lot, we should call him Sneezle."
"WTF is wrong with you, Buttcheese Blewitt, he was diagnosed with a rare form of cancer. And, WTF is that smell? I think you need to wash your ass."

blewitts 

in a state of disorder (derived from a second hand store in Stirling, Scotland)
The place is (like) blewitt's.
or

Your blewitts (drunk,drugged)
blewitts by Frank McChord May 12, 2004

Neal Blewett 

Australian slang for "let's do it".
Let's stop talking about it and just Neal Blewett

Let's do it, Neal Blewett
Neal Blewett by invantage December 18, 2020

Bewittled 

i got accepted into yale omg i’m bewittled.
Bewittled by f u karen November 12, 2019
A fat thing wasting oxygen , usually hung like a hamster and supplying very little and unusable banter. Generally should be shot and fed to dogs , if kept alive should carry a plant around at all times to compensate for waste of oxygen. Despite all these negatives things a Blewiit is a very good argument of why abortion should be legalised worldwide.
He actually is a complete Blewiit
blewiit by Jamy jay June 7, 2016
Brewitts are very sexy people
brewitt by 174593 August 6, 2021
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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