blewiit

A fat thing wasting oxygen , usually hung like a hamster and supplying very little and unusable banter. Generally should be shot and fed to dogs , if kept alive should carry a plant around at all times to compensate for waste of oxygen. Despite all these negatives things a Blewiit is a very good argument of why abortion should be legalised worldwide.

He actually is a complete Blewiit

by Jamy jay June 7, 2016

Blewitt

Word used to describe someone with a massive penis, usually ranging from 18-43 inches.

"Look at that guy's crotch, he's definitely a Blewitt"

by patrickmcguiness September 15, 2009

blewitts

in a state of disorder (derived from a second hand store in Stirling, Scotland)

The place is (like) blewitt's.
or

Your blewitts (drunk,drugged)

by Frank McChord May 12, 2004

Buttcheese Blewitt

That guy in your workplace or school who always tells the wrong joke at the wrong time, often after drinking milk and releasing a silent-but-deadly dutch oven situation.

"Mark's brother sneezes a lot, we should call him Sneezle."
"WTF is wrong with you, Buttcheese Blewitt, he was diagnosed with a rare form of cancer. And, WTF is that smell? I think you need to wash your ass."

by El Mojo de la Tierra November 20, 2021