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And mix between the London slang Bless which means 'goodbye' or 'no worries' with the Latin American word Besos which means kisses.
Eg 1

Girl: I wanna see you soon
Boy: Im free saturday?
Girl: Yeh sounds good
Boy: I'll call you later, Blessos

Eg 2

Jamie: What's going tonight man?
Dave: It'll be good don't worry.
Jamie: Seriously man i want no surprises!
Dave: Its Blessos man chillll
Blessos by GPSK December 23, 2009
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The combination of a Blessing and a Lesson. A life experience that shows up as a challenge and then realized as both a lesson and a blessing
That challenge of Life was such a blesson!!
Blesson by justdug May 30, 2010

blessposting 

To shitpost about your sexuality or depression, and then delete the post immediately after
I almost got a screenshot of Jason blessposting, but he deleted it too fast
blessposting by MeGusta November 1, 2016
Someone who is a blessing to you but in addition a lesson cause without them you would not be where u are today
Mirella your a blesson
Blesson by Frost boy May 16, 2020
A BLesson is a Portmanteau inspired by the two words, "blessing" and "lesson". It means many things, or everything.
After all the hardships endured by the weary travelers, they couldn't help but feel their experience was a blessing and a lesson. A BLesson, as they came to remember it. For while they gained much, every moment was a lesson to be learned. "I hope you learn(ed)."

I hope your life is filled with self-actualizing BLessons which guide you towards who you wish to become.
BLesson by Pseudonymphederine June 25, 2021
AUSTRALIAN COLLOQUIALISM FOR BLESSING SOMEONE AFTER THEY HAVE SNEEZED.
Friend 1: *Sneezes*
Friend 2: Blesso, cunt.
girl:i g2g now bye bye xxx

boy:awww ok bye bye bessos xxx
bessos by Sazzii January 1, 2008
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