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Blessious 

Majestic bearded Man enjoys tacos and worships Harambe as a Deity also fond of Big Chungus. However he is mostly known for his small bladder and not wiping his butt
Blessious Why no D2 Weird Champ
Blessious by Frudentag January 22, 2020
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God’s Blessings

A term utilized to describe an action or an object that one deems a blessing from god, often used as a descriptor on social media posts to show off to one’s friends.
“Look, that dude posted a picture of himself in his kayak again saying ‘god’s blessings’!”

“That sunset is really pretty, it’s truly one of god’s blessings”
God’s Blessings by Tube Feed October 24, 2022

Blessings 

A Person that means a lot to the world.A gift that came from god.A person who makes your day better.And also is a funny person
When we pray at night that is a blessings.
When a people donate stuff to homeless that is a blessings.
Blessings by ThisGirl_276 March 27, 2017

blessposting 

To shitpost about your sexuality or depression, and then delete the post immediately after
I almost got a screenshot of Jason blessposting, but he deleted it too fast
blessposting by MeGusta November 1, 2016
And mix between the London slang Bless which means 'goodbye' or 'no worries' with the Latin American word Besos which means kisses.
Eg 1

Girl: I wanna see you soon
Boy: Im free saturday?
Girl: Yeh sounds good
Boy: I'll call you later, Blessos

Eg 2

Jamie: What's going tonight man?
Dave: It'll be good don't worry.
Jamie: Seriously man i want no surprises!
Dave: Its Blessos man chillll
Blessos by GPSK December 23, 2009

Count yo Blessings 

When you've been violated or fucked over but something insignificant also occurs
John: aye bruh that's why your girlfriend broke up with you after she cheated

Gabe: still hit tho
John: count yo blessings
Count yo Blessings by Mr.Violator December 3, 2020

Blession 

Getting blessed with some weed in a smoking session
My friends came over and we had a Blession
Blession by tallkidjames February 27, 2015
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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