Blessious 

Majestic bearded Man enjoys tacos and worships Harambe as a Deity also fond of Big Chungus. However he is mostly known for his small bladder and not wiping his butt

Blessious Why no D2 Weird Champ

Blessious by Frudentag January 22, 2020

God’s Blessings

A term utilized to describe an action or an object that one deems a blessing from god, often used as a descriptor on social media posts to show off to one’s friends.

“Look, that dude posted a picture of himself in his kayak again saying ‘god’s blessings’!”

“That sunset is really pretty, it’s truly one of god’s blessings”

God’s Blessings by Tube Feed October 24, 2022

Blessings 

A Person that means a lot to the world.A gift that came from god.A person who makes your day better.And also is a funny person

When we pray at night that is a blessings.
When a people donate stuff to homeless that is a blessings.

Blessings by ThisGirl_276 March 27, 2017

blessposting 

To shitpost about your sexuality or depression, and then delete the post immediately after

I almost got a screenshot of Jason blessposting, but he deleted it too fast

blessposting by MeGusta November 1, 2016

Blessos 

And mix between the London slang Bless which means 'goodbye' or 'no worries' with the Latin American word Besos which means kisses.

Eg 1

Girl: I wanna see you soon
Boy: Im free saturday?
Girl: Yeh sounds good
Boy: I'll call you later, Blessos

Eg 2

Jamie: What's going tonight man?
Dave: It'll be good don't worry.
Jamie: Seriously man i want no surprises!
Dave: Its Blessos man chillll

Blessos by GPSK December 23, 2009

Count yo Blessings 

When you've been violated or fucked over but something insignificant also occurs

John: aye bruh that's why your girlfriend broke up with you after she cheated

Gabe: still hit tho
John: count yo blessings

Count yo Blessings by Mr.Violator December 3, 2020

Blession 

Getting blessed with some weed in a smoking session

My friends came over and we had a Blession

Blession by tallkidjames February 27, 2015