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A Cleary that purchases fine ham off Hamlin. The hunt off children, and fine jewelry,How did it get the name Beasent?
Because of the most famous Hamlin who got nerds thrown at it. Cleary's can befound in the amazon or a small town in New England. They are dangerous creatures. Be aware; Kanye West recently just made a song called H.A.M which the song is based on his encounter with a Hamlin, Before He embaressed Taylor Swift at the 2009 MTV music awards.
They attack under pressure and know intense fighting skills taught to them by Bruce Willis, from Die Hard. They can also eat large amounts of food.
"Honey the Beasent has attacked the neighbors gay son today, dont worry honey im on the phone with my boss, he's giving me a raise in gum." Yaaaaaaaaaaaay!" says the fat bitch.
Beasent by bemnarks February 22, 2011
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A Christmas demon, described as the "anti-Santa," who steals naughty children's presents and takes them back to his lair.
"The Bleaken is coming to steal your presents!"
Bleaken by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 24, 2018
Slovenian grandma talk for fart. Fart aficionados generally regard a bleaser to be a sloppy, motorbat sounding fluff. But for Slovene grandma's any fluff is a bleaser.
"Oh, look, I think I just blew a nice grainy bleaser."
Bleaser by Bleaser King February 23, 2010

Bleakend 

N. A term used to describe an unsatisfactory weekend in which one spends the entire time indoors, not accomplishing anything, as opposed to spending the weekend engaging in social activities or achieving previously set goals.
Person 1: "I spent my weekend losing weight, having copious amounts of sex with a plethora of various attractive women, and becoming one step closer to curing AIDS. What'd you do?"

Person 2: "I slept and played video games while never leaving my house or witnessing sunlight. It was your typical bleakend."
Bleakend by DeFoFaSho September 8, 2011
Kannst du mir einen blasen, schlampe? - Cuold you bj me, bitch?

The Bleaken 

A Christmas demon, described as the "anti-Santa," who steals naughty children's presents and takes them back to his lair.
"The Bleaken is coming to steal your presents!"