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someone who is apart of the L in the Lgbtqia community, aka a lesbian but a black lesbian. not a stud, not a femme, but a Bleasen
boy1: “oh look at her it’s a bleasen!” the boy laughs in gay
boy 2: “IT IS A BLEASEN, THOSE GAY BLACKIES.”
Bleasen by A😜 August 29, 2023
A Cleary that purchases fine ham off Hamlin. The hunt off children, and fine jewelry,How did it get the name Beasent?
Because of the most famous Hamlin who got nerds thrown at it. Cleary's can befound in the amazon or a small town in New England. They are dangerous creatures. Be aware; Kanye West recently just made a song called H.A.M which the song is based on his encounter with a Hamlin, Before He embaressed Taylor Swift at the 2009 MTV music awards.
They attack under pressure and know intense fighting skills taught to them by Bruce Willis, from Die Hard. They can also eat large amounts of food.
"Honey the Beasent has attacked the neighbors gay son today, dont worry honey im on the phone with my boss, he's giving me a raise in gum." Yaaaaaaaaaaaay!" says the fat bitch.
Beasent by bemnarks February 22, 2011
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A Christmas demon, described as the "anti-Santa," who steals naughty children's presents and takes them back to his lair.
"The Bleaken is coming to steal your presents!"
Bleaken by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 24, 2018
Slovenian grandma talk for fart. Fart aficionados generally regard a bleaser to be a sloppy, motorbat sounding fluff. But for Slovene grandma's any fluff is a bleaser.
"Oh, look, I think I just blew a nice grainy bleaser."
Bleaser by Bleaser King February 23, 2010

Bleakend 

N. A term used to describe an unsatisfactory weekend in which one spends the entire time indoors, not accomplishing anything, as opposed to spending the weekend engaging in social activities or achieving previously set goals.
Person 1: "I spent my weekend losing weight, having copious amounts of sex with a plethora of various attractive women, and becoming one step closer to curing AIDS. What'd you do?"

Person 2: "I slept and played video games while never leaving my house or witnessing sunlight. It was your typical bleakend."
Bleakend by DeFoFaSho September 8, 2011
Kannst du mir einen blasen, schlampe? - Cuold you bj me, bitch?

The Bleaken 

A Christmas demon, described as the "anti-Santa," who steals naughty children's presents and takes them back to his lair.
"The Bleaken is coming to steal your presents!"
The Bleaken by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 24, 2018
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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