A white person, usually male, with a fire crotch and an annoying knowledge of sports. In order for them to be considered a blazehayes, they also must own a pair of Nike Blazers. They also cannot be liked, or be good at sports but be under self impression that they are.
Richie: I heard that LeBron's PPG went up .17%night, but I'm still better.
Bill: Yeah, whatever Blazehayes.
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the wordsbullshit and screenshot.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.