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Lindsays word.
basically a shortened version of blatently.
chavs mainly use it but i owned that word
Nathan-We so rock, and own imvu
Linds-BLATEZ
Blatez by Linds. December 24, 2008
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Blatz splatz 

This phrase, related in part to the "blat" (see "blat"), describes the logical aftermath of drinking too much Blatz beer. If one drinks far too much Blatz, the next morning's activities are dominated by the "Blatz splatz" in which bodily fluids are emitted from various orifices in a semi-involuntary spasm. This term is obviously only used in those areas of the country where "Blatz" beer is found. For additional information see "hershey squirts" and "the shits".
Man, Frank brought a few cases of Blatz to the stag party. Damn, the next day let me tell you, I had the Blatz splatz big time!
Blatz splatz by Frank Klaune November 21, 2004

blatently 

A: "It's blatently spelt like this."

B: "No it isn't!"
blatently by J-Lay February 28, 2008
A terrible case of diarrhea where feces is uncontrollably ejected from the rectum at a high velocity, generally caused by the consumption of Blatz beer; Can also be caused by consuming Old Style, Milwaukee's Best, or pretty much any fine brew hailing from Central Wisconsin. Synonymous with urinating out of your asshole, chocolate milk poops, and ninja turtle poops.
The best way to blatz is to sit AC Slater style and hold on to the back of the toilet so as not to fart right off the seat.

While Scott was blatzing all over the bathroom, Justin could no longer hold it in and decided to put on an old pair of sweatpants and hope for the best.
blatz by JD SH December 30, 2007
Another word for blatantly. in other words obviously
bruv thats so fucking blaterz
blaterz by monki 13 April 22, 2007

Blates like Potates

Blates like potates!
Blates like Potates by truckilrodnas September 9, 2010
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