Blastoise King
Blastoise King by Blastoise King April 19, 2006
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blastoiseing by Bull111117 January 25, 2017
Blastoiseing
When you hold your nut in several days till max capacity and then during sex as you gush semen out of your canon, yell “hydro pump!” To then curl up in your shell and go do sleep after a battle well done.
After a long month of No Nut November, Tyler went Blastoiseing. Best sleep he ever had. Turns out his wife is pregnant though. They are expecting a lil squirtle in 9 months.
Blastoiseing by Itslitfam January 5, 2021
Shackteâu
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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