Blastoise King 

Homosexual, a slur used to someone who is an idiot and should shut up.

You are SO Blastoise king!

Blastoise King by Blastoise King April 19, 2006

blastoiseing 

When u puss all over your partner, whilst saying you don't have enough badges to train me.

I was blastoiseing my girl so hard last night.

blastoiseing by Bull111117 January 25, 2017

Blastoiseing 

When you hold your nut in several days till max capacity and then during sex as you gush semen out of your canon, yell “hydro pump!” To then curl up in your shell and go do sleep after a battle well done.

After a long month of No Nut November, Tyler went Blastoiseing. Best sleep he ever had. Turns out his wife is pregnant though. They are expecting a lil squirtle in 9 months.

Blastoiseing by Itslitfam January 5, 2021

blastoiseing 

the opposite of charazarding throwing water on a person during tea time

he was blastoiseing all day

blastoiseing by slimeking280 August 10, 2024