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blastoff 

an expression ofen used by youth in place of outdated terms such as "cool" or "bitchin'."
Dude! That dunk was totally blastoff!!!!
blastoff by Will "Blastoff" C. February 8, 2007

dry blastoff

The act of receiving an aggresive, juicy orgasm without the use of any lubricant.
I gave Kevin a dry blastoff last night and he totally loved it"
dry blastoff by Da aids December 24, 2014

the blue-face blastoff 

More commonly known as "Autoerotic Asphyxiation"

“I guess you can use anything. I mean you can use an iPhone charger, shoelace, a necktie, a jump rope.”
He decided to do the blue-face blastoff and now that sweet chariot has come for to carry him home.

Ghetto Blastoff 

The first hit of Crack-Cocaine one receives for free from their local Crack dealer.
Lashonda's Ghetto Blastoff landed her kids with Social Services.
Ghetto Blastoff by IAmTheBatt September 26, 2010

Moon creator blast off 

It is the act of when an individual bends over and rips their buttcheeks off whilst you vigorously shat in another persons face
“Yea did you see John, he pulled the fatest moon creator blast off in mikes face”

blast off 

Taking a hit of DMT (Dimethyltryptamine), as this will be your rocket ship to the moon!
It's been a long night, time to blast off and watch the sunrise.
blast off by pocketfrog May 5, 2011