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When you catch a bad thing from blake and u die
Blake gave caleb blakeitis
Blakeitis by Sam.cheesegriller January 12, 2023

Brokeitis 

This is the disease that a lot of people face. Where you want to go do something and realize your broke. Usually chronic. Can only be cured by a better job or the lottery
Friend 1:Wanna go get a tattoo with me?
Friend 2: I would but I'm suffering from brokeitis
Brokeitis by RainbowJae June 26, 2012

blackitist 

A white elderly middle school science teacher who favors black people over white people. Especially when it comes to the science fair.
Blackitist: Why didn't you do your science project?
Travis: I aint' got nothin' to say.
Blackitist: Ok, go sit down. Next.
John: I didn't do it.
Blackitist: You mother f****r I'm gonna kill you, this is one time too many!
blackitist by Thorp[db] January 25, 2009

Blakeified 

To be obsessed with Blake Lewis. Season 6 runner up of American Idol.

Blakeified is a mood, a way of life, happiness.

noun: to be completely obsessed with Blake Lewis.
noun: to decorate using pictures of Blake Lewis.
I love Blake Lewis! I'm so Blakeified!
Blakeified by Jojofansloveme45 January 16, 2011

blakebliss 

blakebliss is a...sort of emo kid on youtube who makes random videos about anything and everything. kind of funny. but mostly not.
hes part of a band called VOSQQ, made up of and loved by emo people
XXgunsXXgoXXbangXX: omgahhhhhh that video of blakebliss haning from the tree?? and did u hear their new song?? the one when theyre screaming throughout the whollle thingg??

xxMurdaXmUrdaXX: omgahhh yess i luvv them!!!!
blakebliss by Reegan December 12, 2007

Blakeified 

the state of total amazement after witnessing Blake Griffin do something freakishly athletic and dangerous.
Jim: "Did you see the Youtube clip of Bill Simmons after that Blake Griffin alley-oop?"
John: "Yeah, he was totally blakeified!"
Blakeified by snigman13 March 6, 2011
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
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