Blakeitis

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A disease.

Symptoms.

Being in love with Blake.

thinking about Blake.

Wanting to be near Blake.

Talking to Blake.

I think I have Blakeitis.

Blakeitis by QwertyBLAHke$ha August 29, 2010

Words you can keep

Blakeitis

When you catch a bad thing from blake and u die

Blake gave caleb blakeitis

Blakeitis by Sam.cheesegriller January 12, 2023

Related Words

Blakeitis • blakebliss • Blakeified • Blackitis • blackitist • blakotism • Blanketist • Brokeitis • Blake(it) • Black Elitist

Brokeitis

This is the disease that a lot of people face. Where you want to go do something and realize your broke. Usually chronic. Can only be cured by a better job or the lottery

Friend 1:Wanna go get a tattoo with me?
Friend 2: I would but I'm suffering from brokeitis

Brokeitis by RainbowJae June 26, 2012

blackitist

A white elderly middle school science teacher who favors black people over white people. Especially when it comes to the science fair.

Blackitist: Why didn't you do your science project?
Travis: I aint' got nothin' to say.
Blackitist: Ok, go sit down. Next.
John: I didn't do it.
Blackitist: You mother f****r I'm gonna kill you, this is one time too many!

blackitist by Thorp[db] January 25, 2009

Blakeified

To be obsessed with Blake Lewis. Season 6 runner up of American Idol.

Blakeified is a mood, a way of life, happiness.

noun: to be completely obsessed with Blake Lewis.
noun: to decorate using pictures of Blake Lewis.

I love Blake Lewis! I'm so Blakeified!

Blakeified by Jojofansloveme45 January 16, 2011

blakebliss

blakebliss is a...sort of emo kid on youtube who makes random videos about anything and everything. kind of funny. but mostly not.
hes part of a band called VOSQQ, made up of and loved by emo people

XXgunsXXgoXXbangXX: omgahhhhhh that video of blakebliss haning from the tree?? and did u hear their new song?? the one when theyre screaming throughout the whollle thingg??

xxMurdaXmUrdaXX: omgahhh yess i luvv them!!!!

blakebliss by Reegan December 12, 2007

Blakeified

the state of total amazement after witnessing Blake Griffin do something freakishly athletic and dangerous.

Jim: "Did you see the Youtube clip of Bill Simmons after that Blake Griffin alley-oop?"
John: "Yeah, he was totally blakeified!"

Blakeified by snigman13 March 6, 2011

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026