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Blazenka 

An extremely beautiful girl, who is smart and has the greatest qualities around.

I could not find a proper meaning, but as far as i know she is awesome so my definition is what i have written above.
You are so Blazenka
Blazenka by Hardaker March 28, 2013
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That Blaren just called the po po on me because I cut across her lawn.
Blaren by Guy Fawks April 8, 2021

george blagden

George Blagden is an English actor known for playing Grantaire in the 2012 movie adaption of Les Misérables and for playing Athelstan in the History Channel show Vikings. George also uploads beautiful song covers on his YouTube channel.
I think that George Blagden is a fantastic actor and singer
george blagden by tveitortot October 20, 2013

Blargen, fa-zibble, noggip 

The collective realization of all your past and future mistakes compressed into a single roasted pine nut*. (Probably)

Also a phrase to slow someone down.

*The meaning of this word in this sentence is a type of food that squirrels eat.
Oh, yeah? What if I said… blargen, fa-zibble, noggip?
A magnet for black men. Usually a white woman.
DAYUM SON! Did you see Cristine? What a BLAGNET!
blagnet by Original Blagnet June 22, 2011

Monagan Bagen

A path to enlightenment. Many individuals seek the road of Monagan Bagen to clear their conscience and restore a balance to their soul. A monagan bagen, in a sense, is the real Holy Grail. Many people believe that it grants immortality when really it grants you passage to Heaven when you die.
Indiana Jones was seeking the Holy Grail in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade but the truth was he found the Monagan Bagen.
Monagan Bagen by Potsie July 19, 2009
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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