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BlackLung 

Guy on ifunny who's cool and has a semi fat cock but not entirely a long one. And hes funny and sometimes nice
Wow blacklung has a fat cock
BlackLung by BigCockBlackLung December 11, 2018

kenny-blacklung 

Term (name) used to described someone whom is endowed enough to suck their own cock; coined from the Shakespearean legend of a common villager that was able to suck his own cock, when the Queen insisted on a personal demonstration it was revealed that he could indeed suck his steed of a cock...needless to say the village had a new King (King Kenny Blacklung). Ole Kenny-blacklung.
Dude can do the kenny-blacklung. Only a select few are capable of the kenny-blacklung. Those with cocks the size of a Pringles cans can do the kenny-blacklung.
kenny-blacklung by ODPB April 5, 2011

Black Lung 

one of the many nicknames given to Arthur Morgan (main character or Red Dead Redemption 2) by Micah Bell III (the main antagonist of Red Dead Redemption 2) used as an insult because of Arthur’s Tuberculosis diagnosis
Black Lung, you’re back; hooray.

boot blacking

BDSM - Boot blacking is the, (predominately submissive), act of polishing someone's leather boots/shoes. The boot blacker may carry a kit with him/her to shine the leather, or they may use their own spit.
boot blacking by MistressAliDom July 25, 2017

blacking off 

When you have drank so much alcohol that you are blacked out and decide to masturbate to no avail, and not being able to remember
I walked in Matty O's room last night and he was blacking off
blacking off by State O State December 9, 2008

blackbangtan 

The ship name for the South Korean girl group BLΛƆKPIИK and the South Korean boy group BTS.
Instagram has so many Blackbangtan fan accounts, is shipping BTS and BLΛƆKPIИK that popular?
blackbangtan by XxGucci_QueenXx January 10, 2018
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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