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Blackening the dog's face

The act of pooing and then wiping the remaining excrement away with puppy embossed toilet paper.
Sam: "I love blackening the dog's face, it wipes the smirk right off him."

the blackening 

The lesser known part of judgement day where everyone goes into a stealing and murdering rampage
Moses: and on the final day there will be the blackening, where all will be killed, raped and lost.
Person: hasn't the blackening spread across Africa then?
Moses: of those we do not speak
the blackening by Jewish healthcare November 21, 2016

Blackening 

To get moody and sullen over something stupid. Usually followed by spontaneous lecturing on boring topics.
Q: Did the mood in the room just change?
A: Yes, such is the power of Blackening.
Blackening by xSiphiliSx March 9, 2009

Buckeyeing 

The act of staring into another man’s eyes in a circle jerk during an Ohio State football tailgate.
Hey Paulie!! Quit buckeyeing me like that; youre ruining the traditional tailgate circle jerk!! Now pass me a Michelob Ultra and look elsewhere until we’re all done…
Buckeyeing by JTygrr November 21, 2022

Buckeyeing 

The act of staring deep into another man’s eyes during the traditional Ohio St football tailgate circle jerk.
Yo Paul!! Quit buckeyeing me, you’re ruining the tailgate tradition! Now pass me a michelob ultra and look elsewhere until everyone is finished.
Buckeyeing by JTygrr November 21, 2022