Black toast intolerant

It’s actually “lactose intolerant”. And why tf would it be “black toast”? You know what LACTOSE intolerance is, what does burnt toast have to do with the inability to digest dairy? You’re letting me down man.

You: I’m black toast intolerant
Me: oh really? You can only consume regular toast? Not black toast?

You: what? No I mean dairy...
Me: *looks at camera in grief*

by Ronald k chump June 3, 2021

Blacktoast-Intolerant

A condition were burnt toast causes the tear ducts to explode and you cry.

I was eating toast when Blacktoast-Intolerant kicked in and I bawled bro.

by JMRILEY January 18, 2009